I mangle the toothpaste.
I am not.
One of those.
Start at the bottom.
Squeeze and roll.
Until you have a nice.
Neat tube of toothpaste.
Kind of people.
Oh no.
I generally squeeze from the middle.
Or the top.
Or the bottom.
Depending where I grab when I pick it up.
I could make a lame excuse.
Say that I do this because.
Our toothpaste is the kind that stands on end.
Rather than laying on it's side.
However.
That would be false.
That actually makes things worse.
As my mangled toothpaste roll.
Usually ends up resembling.
A flag blowing in the wind.
Sorry, honey.
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